bbing the store. the manager immediately called the police, who promptly dispatched four cruisers. minutes later walker phoned the manager again and screamed 'april fools'. too late. when the police arrived moments later they weren't amused and charged her with inducing a panic. walker's manager fired her.

　　一家服装店的雇员sitra walker只在那工作了两个星期，然而她觉得自己和经理已经熟到可以开玩笑的程度了。愚人节那天她打电话给经理说店里被人抢了。经理立刻打电话报警，警察派了四辆巡逻车来。等她再打电话来说是开玩笑时，迟了。警察没觉得这个好笑，起诉她蓄意制造混乱。而经理也毫不犹豫地开除了她。

　　6.on april 1, 2003, as thousands of american-led coalition troops stormed across iraq, the iraqi ambassador to russia, abbas khalaf kunfuth, held a press conference in moscow. many were expecting him to announce that iraq conceded defeat. instead kunfuth chose this moment to hold a gag press conference. holding up a piece of paper that he identified as a news flash from reuters, he read aloud from it: "the americans have accidentally fired a nuclear missile into british forces, ki

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