最恶搞的圣诞祝福

　　if one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,

　　grabs you and puts you in a sack

　　don't worry i told santa

　　i wanted you for christmas.

　　happy christmas

　　如果某天晚上一个胖子跳进你的窗户、抓起你往麻袋里塞，别担心。

　　那是我告诉圣诞老人，我要你做我的圣诞礼物。

　　圣诞快乐！

　　最内涵的圣诞祝福

　　an urgent help please. one of my close friends has come. i have directed him to you. kindly arrange a room for him and take care of him. he is little childish. kindly bear with him. his name is jesus. merry xmas.

　　紧急求助！我一个好朋友来了，我让他去找你。麻烦你安排一个房间、好好照顾他。他有点孩子气，耐心点啦。他的名字叫“耶稣”。圣诞快乐！

　　最有爱的圣诞祝福

　　may the magic of love twinkle in your lives throughout the holidays and the upcoming new year.