ring to yourself and occasionally disagreeing with what you've just muttered.
buy a puppy. name it charo.
get your teeth capped. move to hollywood. become a star. (isn't that what you've been dreaming about anyway?)
wear thong panties under your habit (nuns only).
throw a surprise birthday party for a friend. invite lots of people. make sure that your friend's actual birthday is nowhere near the date of the party.
belch in public. then sigh contently.
suntan naked on a public beach. adopt a european accent for the day to explain your complete lack of modesty.
quit your worthless job and dedicate your life to the study of the moroccan flute.
fly a kite.
stop wasting your life with the moroccan flute and get a real job.
volunteer at your library, or church, or your local soup kitch
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